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Wishful Thinking

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Daisy Dunlop, Rosy Guard

Two friends have high hopes for a party, arrive much too early, meet no-one but an awful lech, witness a suicide attempt by the hostess and find themselves as usual, mostly interested in the buffet...

Alternative Fringe

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Famous for combining extremely simple line drawings with biting humour she lays bare the frustrations encountered by ordinary women in their daily lives. Candy Guard once disarmingly described her job as "writing funny stories and then drawing pictures to go with them", which goes some way towards explaining her success as both an animator and newspaper cartoonist.

Fatty Issues

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Sarah Ann Kennedy, Matthew Dennis

The cloak and dagger antics of a girl alone at home on a diet - weighing raisins, fiddling the scales, changing the definition of 'fruit' and blaming it all on her boyfriend...

The Wrong Type

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Sarah Ann Kennedy, Elizabeth Rider

A temp with a typing speed of no words a minute finds herself way out of her depth when sent to work at a large corporation, by a rather desperate Temping Agency, 'SuperTemps'...

Moanologue

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Sarah Ann Kennedy, Matthew Dennis

A girl decides that the problem with her relationship with her boyfriend is him - listing all the things he doesn't do - buy gifts, look happy to see her, give her compliments etc etc - when he finally storms off she has a change of heart...

The Bag Lady

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In Candy Guard's debut film, an overweight woman with a bag on her head sits down and swears at everyone she sees.

Fantastic Person

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Sarah Ann Kennedy, Rob Brydon

A delusional woman plans out tomorrow after loafing around in her own apartment.

Ladies

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Ladies in neighbouring toilet cubicles agonise over what their neighbour might be thinking about them.