Actor Michael Bartolomeo: biography, where starred, where to

Solved

Michael Bartolomeo

Stephen West-Rogers, Terri Ann Peters

A lonely young man dreams of one day becoming a Rubik's Cube master, but his obsession soon turns deadly. Over 11,000 still photos played back at 30fps.

Solved

7.7 ⚠️ 2017

комедия

Washed

Michael Bartolomeo

Lukas Hassel, Stephen West-Rogers

In this stop-motion horror short, a couple enlists the aid of a mysterious figure to help them with their seemingly insurmountable laundry problem.

Washed

6.4 ⚠️ 2019

США, мультфильм

Cabbage Head

Michael Bartolomeo

Amy Schumer, Al Shipley

A short comedy about love, life & roughage.

Cabbage Head

2.1 ⚠️ 2003

комедия

The Day I Ate Dirt

Michael Bartolomeo

Christopher Bles, Joanne Cashara

A young man, desperately in need of reassurance in a chaotic world, crosses paths with a church minister who severely misinterprets the bible in hilarious and troubling ways.

The Day I Ate Dirt

1999

A Model for the Motion of a Spring

Michael Bartolomeo

Marcia Robusto, Michael J Walls

The utilization of numerical oscillation models by physicists to accurately predict and map the simple harmonic motion of a spring device, and the utilization of timelapse photography to predict the "motion" of a spring day. 14,000 still photos, played back at varying speeds.

A Model for the Motion of a Spring

2009

США, фэнтези

Dick and Vito

Michael Bartolomeo

Michael Staruh, Christopher Bles

Goodfellas, but if Albert Camus directed it.

Dick and Vito

1998

США, комедия

Mr. Grooples Grows Up

Michael Bartolomeo

Michael Staruh, Jason Saver

Mr. Grooples embarks on a journey far beyond his comfort zone, only to discover he was home all along.

Mr. Grooples Grows Up

2000

детектив

Gold Stripe Brushes

Michael Bartolomeo

Robert Lesser, James Bartolomeo

That feeling of dread you experience before beginning strenuous exercise, but also a movie. 8,000 still photos played back at varying frame rates.

Gold Stripe Brushes

2008

США, ужасы

Tacokinesis

Michael Bartolomeo

Heather Davidson

A young woman uses her supernatural powers of telekinesis to construct a nice, meaty taco.

Tacokinesis

2011

фэнтези

Apparatchick

Michael Bartolomeo

Meredith Napolitano, Corey Klinefelter

A low-level functionary undergoes a most unpleasant performance review session.

Apparatchick

2015

ужасы

Duff McGuffy

Michael Bartolomeo

Michael Staruh, Gregg Burt

A man discovers his entire life has been manufactured by a television network. This is not The Truman Show. This is DUFF MCGUFFY TELEVISION!!!

Duff McGuffy

1997

США, драма

Sludge Eater

Michael Bartolomeo

Tonieh Ellis, Erin Healani Chung

A man tries to rid his troubled psyche of intrusive thoughts, but the Sludge Eater has other plans.

Sludge Eater

2017

ужасы

The Triumph & Tragedy of Napoleon Bonaparte

Michael Bartolomeo

Landon Buell, Robert Kammerzell

A dramatization of Napoleon's exile to the Isle of Elba, accompanied by a brief historical dissertation.

The Triumph & Tragedy of Napoleon Bonaparte

1997

документальный

Apartmental

Michael Bartolomeo

Robert Lesser

A man watches TV alone. A series of obliquely malevolent doppelgangers appear and slowly usurp his entire apartment. 20,000 still photos, played back at varying speeds.

Apartmental

2010

США

John's Problem

Michael Bartolomeo

Michael Staruh, John Campbell

John agrees to house-sit for a neighbor, and things take a turn for the macabre.

John's Problem

1998

США, криминал