Joe Haughey

There Are No Dividends

Joe Haughey

Rebecca Gethings, Marc Pickering

Darren Hobbs, an entrepreneur, sneaks into a hotel conference room to conduct a careers day. Under the banner of his company: Unique Automation Consultants, he's searching for an engineer to help him complete his prototype, a device that enables warehouse owners to make their workforce, in Darren's words, semi-autonomous. Darren wants manual workers to be able to compete with the robots in the forthcoming automation revolution. Enter Phil Mathews, a hobbyist technology buff, trying to make a change in his career. This could be the start he needs, the job of his dreams. Things look promising; he's enamoured with Darren's pitch and lucrative job offer; until Darren unveils Eazy Guidance.