Dave Brockie

GWAR: The Return of Techno-Destructo

GWAR, Dave Brockie

Combination of live footage (1989-1992) and short films that chronicle GWAR's early battles with archnemesis Techno Destructo.

The Animated Tales of GWAR

Myke Chilian

Dave Brockie, John DiMaggio

Lead singer Oderus Urungus loses his murderous-mojo prompting the rest of the band to embark on an Antarctic quest for the cure.

GWAR: Dawn of the Day of the Night of the Penguins

Hunter Jackson

Dave Brockie, GWAR

Full length live concert video recorded at D.C.'s legendary 9:30 Club. Gwar's longtime nemesis Techno Destructo attempts to defeat Gwar once and for all and claim the hand of Slymenstra Hymen as his prize. With a little help from some radioactive penguins and a robotic clone of Gwar manager Sleazy P. Martini, Gwar will surely be destroyed at long last!

GWAR: Live from Antarctica

Dave Brockie

Gwar's first live concert film. Enjoy an actual Gwar cannibalistic blood orgy invading the privacy of your own home! Finally you can experience a live performance in relative safety! Those too timid to attend a live Gwar show will appreciate that even though most viewers will suffer permanent brain damage at least they won't get blood all over their latest trendy outfit. Laugh in abject horror as Oderus Urungus, The Sexecutioner, Slymenstra Hymen, and company Rape, Burn, and Pillage their way into your heart.

GWAR: Rendezvous with Ragnarok

Dave Brockie

GWAR, Dave Brockie

Just when you thought it was safe to get abducted by aliens, Slave Pit offers their take on the extraterrestrial phenomenon! Gwar celebrates the end of the world as the comet Ragnarok threatens to destroy the Earth. When Grey Aliens crash the party and artificially inseminate Slymenstra with Orderus' sperm, the resulting hybrid mutant space child attracts the attention of Gwar's ancient enemy, the giant robot Cardinal Syn and his Holy Warriors from Outer Space. The bulk of the video is concert footage, with a mock interview interspersed between each song. Additionally, three music videos - "Saddam a Go-Go," "Meat Sandwich," and "Surf of Syn" - are included.

As the Palaces Burn

Don Argott

Randy Blythe, Mark Morton

As the Palaces Burn is a feature-length documentary that originally sought to follow Lamb of God and their fans throughout the world, to demonstrate how music ties us together when we can’t find any other common bond. However, during the filming process in 2012, the story abruptly took a dramatic turn when lead singer Randy Blythe was arrested on charges of manslaughter and blamed for the death of one of their young fans in the Czech Republic. What followed was a heart-wrenching courtroom drama that left fans, friends, and curious onlookers around the world on the edge of their seats.

GWAR: It's Sleazy

Dave Brockie, Hunter Jackson

Dave Brockie, Hunter Jackson

That's right scum, Gwar's manager Sleazy P. Martini is back with his own fudge-packed talk show. Join Sleazy and crew as they welcome a host of ridiculous guests who exist only to be destroyed. The fur really starts to fly with the arrival of GWAR and nut-chinned mystic scumdog Scroda Moon. All this and less awaits you in It's Sleazy!

GWAR: Phallus in Wonderland

Judas Bullhorn, Distortion Wells

GWAR, Dave Brockie

Representatives of the government, clergy, and healthcare communities have banded together to censor Gwar's activities in America. Their covert organization, the self-appointed "Morality Squad" has captured Gwar "member" The Cuttlefish of Cthulu and put it on trial for obscenity. Gwar ventures forth from their Antarctic stronghold to rescue their compatriot and unleashes untold horrors on America in the name of Freedom of Sexpression. This was Gwar's first commercially released long form video and was nominated for a Grammy in 1993.

Skulhedface

Melanie Mandl

Sebastian Bach, Jello Biafra

GWAR, the bloodthirsty alien antiheroes, conduct a worldwide telethon to feed souls to the World Maggot, which will transport the members of GWAR off our miserable planet once it grows. GWAR's tele-casts attract the attention of GlomCo, the world's monopolistic entertainment giant. GlomCo attempts to bribe GWAR's manager, Sleazy P. Martini, into selling GWAR out to the mainstream of Sunday morning cartoons. GWAR's revenge on the sniveling executives at GlomCo uncovers a dastardly plot to homogenize all humanity by the evil doctor Skulhedface!

Gorgon Video Magazine

Stuart S. Shapiro

Wes Craven, Linnea Quigley

The ghoulish Michael Berryman hosts this horror video magazine with an electronic gorefest of horror previews, graphic footage too gory for TV, shock rock, in-depth interviews with splatter masters, chilling special effects, and buckets more. An hour plus of interviews with b-movie stars, horror film directors, special effects wizards, mixed with trailers for horror films and footage of a GWAR concert.

D.I.Y. or Die: How to Survive as an Independent Artist

Michael W. Dean

Michael W. Dean, Richard Kern

This documentary features interviews with Ian MacKaye (Fugazi), J Mascis (Dinosaur jr.), John John Jesse (Demonic Erotic painter), Jim Rose (Jim Rose Sideshow), Jim Thirwell (Foetus), Lydia Lunch, Mike Watt (Minutemen), Richard Kern (Filmmaker), Ron Ashet

Echo 3

Dave Brockie, Balsac the Jaws of Death

When brilliant scientist Amber Chesborough vanishes along the Colombia-Venezuela border, her brother and her husband—both elite U.S. Army commandos—struggle to find her amid a guerilla war, discovering that the woman they love might have a secret.

Jesus, The Total Douchebag

Bill Zebub

Taylor Trash, Tara Rose

Follow the story of Jesus in this slapstick satire. With a name like "Jesus, the Total Douchebag" the movie should only be seen by people who enjoy blasphemous comedy, and as such, the comedy is focused on targets that are usually exempt. Director Bill Zebub explains, "Indie movies should revel in their freedom. They are not confined to the same boundaries as the big budget movies. They should give what Hollywood can't."

I Spill Your Guts

James Balsamo

Billy Walsh, Carmine Capobianco

Two friends Dennis and Joe join the military together. While on a routine mission, the two are quickly surrounded by enemy fire. When Joe stands up in the line of fire to run, Dennis pushes him out of the way and takes a bullet in the throat. Dennis wakes up in hospital to find Joe rewarded as a hero. Joe told a lie and took all the glory, and Dennis was left as a mute from the accident. Dennis can't talk, but actions speak louder then words. The two return home to N.Y. and now the war rages in the streets. Dennis wants revenge on Joe, so he will kill everyone close to him.

Rawgwar: The Next Mutation

Dave Brockie

RAWGWAR: The Next Mutation is heavy metal band Gwar's third video release. It was sent out to promoters and the like, prior to Gwar signing to Metal Blade Records. It is a compilation of early MTV and cable TV appearances and a live show from 1989. Track 1 is from Gorgon's video magazine, 2 is of an interview from MTV, 3-5 are live, 6 is a video filmed in the studios where they made their appearance on Dr. Gruesome's Movie Morgue and features a demo version of the song, 7-14 are live, 15 is another Dr. Gruesome video, 16 & 17 are live, and 18 is a video featuring the Hell-O version of "Black And Huge".

Blood Bath & Beyond

Don Drakulich

Dave Brockie, Don Drakulich

The movie is set up like an awards show, where Oderus Urungus and Sleazy P. Martini reminisce with montages. They are the only two members of Gwar to make appearances, save a brief cameo by Balsac the Jaws of Death at the end, though some of the other Slave Pit Inc. employees are featured. The announcer at the awards show is played by Chris Bopst, who was the first person to play Balsac the Jaws of Death.